So much horror today!



Please everyone! I NEED HELP! Today was a bad, bad, bad, day... 


I had a bath! Outside! Blah Blah Blah... Foster mom said it was in the sun, and with 89 degree water, plus a blower to dry me quickly. Nope! None of that helped! 



Then she washed all my blankets and my bed! Foster dad even vacuumed my kennel out and sprayed Angry Orange all over. Nothing smells like me anymore, not even me! It made me forget how to use the bed!


You would think it wouldn't get worse, right? Then she dremelled my nails! All of them! I have to learn to hide my feet so that never happens again. There's a rumor that this might happen daily until I get used to the dremel?!?!?! Someone call animal services!


I refuse to look at Foster mom any more. She's such a mean mean lady!


First thing this morning I went for a quick car ride, I was an excellent traveler, even if her hound mobile is a mess. What's up with this IKEA bag?

**DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO WITH SOUND** There's some horrible noise, maybe a combo of the Roomba & what Foster Dad is watching on his phone? It's like nails on a chalkboard. 


Finally, a lesson for all you youngsters out there. Always clean and dunk your nose as you drink. It's how you keep that nose hydrated.





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